The Country GREATEST Song - The Bernanke Blues

The Bernanke Blues
Lyrics, music, vocals & production by Walter Callahan

I can't afford to put no more gas in my tank!
And I thank the Bernanke!!!

I'm missing my sweet 16 oz. caffeine
Roast the Bernanke!

You're stealing my savings, Ben, while you're giving them to those who spend!

This inflation is so damn cruel that Juan Valdez can't afford to feed his mule.
You're a fool, Bernanke!

Well our mortgage is under water now, baby...
Oh, and I blame the Bernanke...

Low interest rates created a real estate bubble that burst! And it's getting worse...
Thank the Bernanke!

All the extra liquidity came from excess stupidity...

The Fed creates them Booms and busts and now the dollar is turning to dust.
Don't trust the Bernanke...

Well there's bond bubble trouble brewing now baby...
Thank the Bernanke...

So I got to roll the dice on the DOW oh how when it comes crashing down? Blame the Bernanke...

I'll die a pauper when laid to rest because inflation forced me to invest!

Ben's killing the dollar you see, Lord have mercy QE 1, 2, 3 !!!???

If you want to die rich and old, son, go and buy that SILVER and GOLD to beat the Bernanke!!!